Thursday, August 13, 2009

Noelle walks! And Other Curiosities

Noelle took three small steps today. With that maneuver she walked into the classification of "toddler." At least in my mind. Those first toddling steps signified the passage from "baby" into "kid"-dom.

I wrote the above on July 23rd. Admittedly this news is rather stale, as she's been improving on the feat for close to three weeks. She's already moved past the stumble stage and can sustain a respectable march for a solid five to ten yards down the hallway, demonstrating superior maneuvering skills in avoiding American Gladiator-quality obstacles like piled baby clothes, a yellow chicken that belts out the 'chicken dance' upon a light touch of its orange chicken foot, and a dog bowl with yesterday's soggy morsels. Still, these stunts play second fiddle to her crowning achievement: walking up to a mini soccer ball, planting properly with the opposite foot, and administering a determined kick, propelling the ball into the next zip code (or, more accurately, onto the next square on the rug pattern). Though still on all fours, Lucas is clearly priming for the WT soccer showdown when he can return her volleys with rocket shots of his own; presently he's limited to side swipes at the ball and a double-handed over-head throw, as if returning and out-of-bounds ball back into play.

As Florida summers are not a matter to be taken lightly, we've spent a good percentage of our free time submerged in five inches of lukewarm non-chlorinated water. We hold these shenanigans in our considerably low-tech inflatable pool, a blue and red rectangle no wider than a twin mattress and most certainly not as long, ten inches high at full rigidity (sorry), not tall enough for a stern "No Diving" sign yet high enough to trip over when pacing the backyard on a moonless night. We've yet to encounter a limit to the joys one can experience in this pool. No, that's not true. The unexpected deposit of solid waste particles by one of the short Wieleckis has indeed dampened the fun on a few occasions. Lately swim diapers have been required accessories.

A month ago NL had their somewhat delayed first birthday party. Oh, this could be an entry in itself. But it won't be, as the news is several weeks old and would fail to deliver that spark of interest. Let's just say the kids dressed up for the occassion, then dressed down to get into the relocated inflatable pool, then dressed up for the main festivities, and finally dressed down to indulge in wild cake-squishing and -smearing abandon. The sun had both barrels blazing and the breeze was on holiday in the Caribees.

Also slightly "off schedule" was NL's one-year pediatrician appointment. Noelle still outpaces Lucas in weight, but by a shrinking margin; she's 21lb 8oz, he is 20lb 14oz (60th and 20th percentiles). Injections were down to two apiece. Of course this was a month ago, so Noelle's stats have surely climbed into the >22 lb. category, meaning she officially exceeds the manufacturer's weight limit for her car seat. Another topic for another entry, for another month, likely in another year.

Curiously, Lucas has skipped ahead of Noelle with his linguistic dabblings. Though she can easily stumble around him to a gold medal, in speech class she takes a back seat. So far Noelle is restraining herself to "mama", a rough allusion to "dad", and a single-note "eeeeehhh!" siren. Meanwhile, Lucas dives full larynx into all sorts of verbal escapades, parroting most of my moronic sounds and producing some originals. Generally these consist of "baaah!" but he puts quite a bit of effort into them and occasionally comes impressively close.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

June in a small nutshell

Noelle continues in her quest for bodily balance. She's making quite the show of it, now standing unassisted for a good ten seconds. Oh sure, to some that's no big feat, since their precious tyke has been scoring 10s on the balance beam when they were still in size 1 diapers. But we like our kids nice and horizontal for as long as can be, to delay the need for helmets.

Lucas's big achievement has come in the field of athletics. What to me is a bigger milestone than walking, "Peanut Buddy J", as Kel dubs him, has been sending a small yellow soccer ball around the house with his powerful right foot. Admittedly, he requires vertical support in the form of my hands under his armpits, but he doesn't seem to mind.

Over Father's Day weekend we visited Clearwater Beach, and learned our lesson: don't bother with the Gulf in the summertime. It was no cooler at the coast than in Orlando, and one could not find respite in the waves as the water felt warmer than the air. Nevertheless, NL splashed enthusiastically, not bothered by the temperature or the saltiness spraying into their eyes. Our beach stay concluded by huddling under an umbrella saving us from the blazing rays, while the kids handled the pail and shovel expertly--until Noelle deposited a fistful of sand into her mouth. Fun time being over, we trooped back to the cool oasis of Camelot Resort's Room 110. All told, the trip was forgettable. The troubles of packing/unpacking/packing and the drive out there hardly seemed the effort for the temporary change of scenery.


Oh yeah: on June 25th, Earth has completed one circuit around the Sun with NL on board. We observed the anniversary with numerous toss-ups of babies, singing to babies, explanations to babies of the significance of the occasion, and a small ice cream cake reserved mostly for the adults. The photos below reveal that NL each had a turn with a knife for the ceremonial slicing of the cake--clearly, reckless endangerment of a minor. Always prepared for the worst, I stood by with band aids, tourniquets, and an extra plate.


Photos:
http://picasaweb.google.com/gros.islet/Jun09#

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Nearing an Anniversary

One week ago we acquired a Honda Odyssey--call it a first birthday present for the kiddies.* They didn't ask for a new ride, but are getting one anyway. We traded in a Trailblazer with worse gas mileage and less room, and got more cash back than we spent on it. Now we enter Minivan Land, much less reluctantly than I would have a few years ago. Then, SUVs were downright cool, and minivans were for pansies and parents who lacked a will to live and any signs of imagination. Now, my perspective has changed. SUVs feed a "I will crush you" mentality while minivans are sensible kid-movers slightly less hell-bent on destroying the environment and at least get your junk from one side of town to another with nary an effort. Yeah, so we won't ford any rivers or scramble up rocky inclines, nor would Progressive let us. Suffice it to say NL made the right choice.

Noelle has been showing off a new trick: unassisted vertical positioning. Cases of UVP have been a rare sight in our household, but recently Noelle has taken to this maneuver with determination. Granted, her balance extends for only a handful of seconds and is accompanied by a shaky teeter. Lucas is equally praiseworthy: he's experimenting with bewildering gurgling "gohdi gohdi gohdi" sounds. A comparison to things overheard in The Exorcist is too harsh, but not altogether strained.

Dressing NL is no fun. It never was. Now that they're stronger, pulling a onesie or other article over their heads and straining their arms through the holes takes immense focus and patience. Somehow I missed this topic over the last eleven months but can stay silent no longer. If anything, reporting this will help the kids appreciate the troubles we endured in carrying out basic tasks. And they will appreciate them!

I skip around as this post covers nearly two weeks of action. Today we tried a novel (for us) approach to parenting: divide and conquer. Or, more like it, divide and deal with only one potential maelstrom, overflowing diaper, red-faced teary-eyed tantrum, or what have you. Kel took along Noelle for a lunch date with a friend at PeiWei, while I introduced tiny buddy (Lucas, that is) to Vietnamese fare at Lac Viet. He sat politely in the high chair, awaiting the various morsels I deemed tame enough for an 11-month old to consume. I ordered my usual--pho ga (an Oriental take on chicken soup)--and set aside bits of chicken, rice noodles and bean sprouts for him before spooning thick red spicy sauce into my bowl. Lucas was rather gun-shy with his exotic meal, though, and clearly preferred the Cheerios I brought as back-up.

Next weekend we return to Clearwater Beach for a one-night break from the norm. We last visited over New Year's weekend, when the kids had less hair and the chilly Gulf was decidedly un-swimmable. This time we'll pack the sunscreen, arm floaties, and wipes for inevitable sand-in-crack encounters.


* In 12 days, NL's age meter flips to 1; they'll don Big Bird party hats and formally celebrate their first candle in mid-July.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

NL Find Themsevles in Toronto

A week ago we returned from a fairly short-notice trip to Toronto. Correct: the twins rolled down the gate tunnel onto a plane not a month since the pressure cooker of our San Francisco trip. This time, however, our flight was direct, shorter than three hours, and we stayed in the same time zone. The whole deal was arranged by brother-in-law Glen as a surprise to my sister Sylvia. For three weeks she was in the dark about all of our devious scheming. For the crescendo we deposited Noelle and Lucas in cousin Ethan's room and hid behind the adjoining bathroom door. The unsuspecting work-weary woman then entered the room and had herself a heart-jarring surprise.

The general excuse for the trip was the long Memorial Day weekend, but Glen swiping his credit card for the air fare factored in to the equation. NL handled the flight rather well. At least, that is my report; Kel may claim otherwise. We sat three rows apart and I held Lucas for the first half of the flight. He slept like a good Christian baby from the moment I buckled my seat belts (only after being properly instructed in the technique). One and a half hours into the flight, Kel visited the cramped latrine and exchanged kids. Noelle had been causing quite a fuss for her, and she felt she deserved a break. Surely enough, Noelle found slumber in my arms, while Lucas, refreshed from his nap, fidgeted his way on Kel's lap for the remainder of the flight.

Our weekend primarly concerned itself with family time. Nephew Ethan shared his grandiose game room with NL, whose heads spun at the sight of one colorful plastic toy after the next. There was a five-foot high slide contraption, a playhouse with a door and two blue-shuttered windows, basketball hoop, a bag of giant Legos, and this, that, and the other thing, oh my, oh my. At any rate, the kids had fun.

We took in fresh air daily on walks in their Hogg's Hollow neighborhood, where Will Smith could've easily claimed "hundred thousand dollar cars, everybody got 'em". Our squeaky-wheeled Graco stroller was in true Clampett style.

Let me wrap up quickly: my parents' arrival on Friday night was another surprise for Sylvia, as was a most pleasant flight home for us Monday morning. The awesome staff at WestJet secured a three-seat row all to ourselves. The kids hardly slept but maintained civility and what verged on good humor.

Off-topic, Noelle currently sports four mature teeth, while four youngsters are in-line for take off at any moment. Lucas is still sitting on just two. We have full confidence in his abilities to produce a mouthful of choppers before Day 1 of kindergarten.


Photos:
http://picasaweb.google.com/gros.islet/May092#
http://picasaweb.google.com/gros.islet/TorontoMay09#

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Re-established out East

The kids' world has been full of activity since we returned. They didn't specifically request a full agenda. Neither did I; I was fine with a few 'down' days, allowing me to stretch and unpack. Normally there is no sign of a recent voyage within three hours of my return; now, with numerous bags containing dozens of infant paraphernalia, the task occupied a full two weeks.

The weekend following our smooth landing we attended the birthday party of Kel's indirect boss's twin girls. While preteens cavorted about on the monstrous inflatable water slide set up in the front yard, NL reposed on a blanket beneath the oak tree's massive limbs and observed the yell fest in wonderment. Earlier, they ventured into the back yard's 'Dora the Explorer' bouncy house. It was most definitely not their cup of tea: an eighteen-pounder just doesn't generate the downward force necessary for a satisfying bounce and, anyway, violates the product's terms of use.

A week hence NL came along for an hour of amusing action courtesy of a little league engagement starring a son of the lady referenced above. Though the kids were not on the edge of their seats pitch by slow pitch, Noelle did manage an occasional round of applause exactly one minute after the dozen spectators concluded theirs. She's still learning the game. I give the lil' miss full credit for getting her hands together at all.

As our Disney passes expire next spring, it just wouldn't do to procrastinate and sit at home on a ninety-six degree Sunday afternoon. Nuh uh, not us. Three consecutive Orlando heat record days leading up to that day can only mean one thing: the Wieleckis are heading out for NL's maiden voyage to Hollywood Studios. The day dawned, and concluded, hot, hot, hot.* We sweltered through a few rides but mostly stuck to the safety of air conditioned fun like the Playhouse Disney Live on Stage show. It featured all your favorite Disney cartoon characters mounted on a stick and waved side to side in rhythm to clap-inducing tunes.

NL have surpassed their 10 month mark. What accomplished tikes they are! Simply enduring a dad like me should bestow esteemed accolades. Come June 25th they'll have earned the rights to one proper candle on a small cake. Whether a clown of questionable masculinity appears for an hour of balloon-shaping is yet to determined. What is for sure is that this post has run its course and deserves nothing more than a decent burial.

*There is a theme here: May, and June, and just about every month until January is "hot and humid"; there's an occasional downpour for variety's sake, and three times in two months you may detect a cooling breeze.


Photos:
http://picasaweb.google.com/gros.islet/May091#
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