This season Santa delivered, approximately seven months ahead of schedule, a 60-pack of newborn-caliber Huggies. This was the first time I've held a package of diapers. It is amazing that 60 of these soon-to-be nasties can fit in a package the size of two airplane pillows carefully duct-taped together.
We also received "The Happiest Baby on the Block." These days, $15 ($21 Canadian) buys you just one happy infant. Let's hope the author at least threw in an appendix promising everlasting glee to the other baby.
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